Dear Sonja,

I am so sorry!
Please allow me to explain….I am so new at this pet stuff and when I saw you walk in the door I wanted to be the first one to greet you! I thought jumping over the couch and the dining table were perfectly acceptable routs to the door. Now….I understands I am supposed to walk around all this stuff. I promise to do better…Honest!
Yours Truly,
Marine AKA Oli